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Tuesday, 21st of October with 73,485 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

Tuesday, 21st of October with 36,307 notes
Tuesday, 21st of October with 23,694 notes

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
by Kate Bailey
Monday, 20th of October with 337,115 notes

wegotbillstopay:

Hey Taylor. I know you are going to be on Ellen soon.

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I mean. Don’t you love visiting good friends?

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But, just know. It’s her favorite time of the year. Halloween.

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So be prepared for this.

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This.

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And this.

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But yanno. Even when it’s not even Halloween. Always be prepared when it comes to Ellen.

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Good luck Miss Swift.

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(Though, we do enjoy watching you get scared.)

Sunday, 19th of October with 1,400 notes
Sunday, 19th of October with 1,840 notes
❝ Nobody actually looks like what they really are on the inside. You don’t. I don’t. People are much more complicated than that. It’s true for everybody. ❞
—— Neil Gaiman, Ocean at the End of the Lane  (via bookmania)
Saturday, 18th of October with 7,080 notes

taylorswift:

Is it weird if I save this to my phone and text it to people when they say something I disagree with?
That way they will see exactly how I would look disagreeing with them.

I don’t think this is what GIFs were made for.

Saturday, 18th of October with 24,498 notes

misslyrica:

- Out of the Woods, Taylor Swift

↖The owner of this blog is too emotionally attached to fictional characters

Friday, 17th of October with 186,101 notes